Apparently, back in December of 2009, I was completely high. I watched Night Parade (1929) and blogged about it without once realizing that my best sarcastic boyfriend Oscar Levant was in the film. Again, I must assume I was high for days on end to not realize that. The worst part is that I distinctly remember seeing the pianist with Ann Pennington and thinking, “Hey, wouldn’t that be neat if it was Oscar Levant?”
Yeah. And I think it would be fun to run a newspaper. Sheesh.
The scene from Night Parade in question:
Ann Pennington is the sexy little number dancing her skirt off to the tune… also composed by Oscar. To assuage my embarrassment, I did find a very old photo of Oscar online that shows him somewhere near the year this film was made:
Oh and also? The bartender in Night Parade was Heinie Conklin. Also also, I deleted my copy of the movie months ago. Drugs! Drugs are the only explanation I have for these unforgivable oversights. I don’t remember taking drugs, but I must have.
Ann Pennington was easily the best human part of this dud of a film — the best part being the fucking amazing art deco, by the way — and her hiked-over-the-hips ostrich feather skirt was stunning. Here is Ann in a costume very similar to what she wore in Night Parade, if not the same costume, courtesy of Rantings of a Modern Day Glamour Girl:
Ann was the subject of another idiotic post of mine in March of last year when I wondered aloud why she was dancing with Krazy Kat in a series of magazine photos. The answer: It was Felix the Cat, not Krazy, and Allure had the answer all along.
It’s a bad scan but the only one I could find online. I own 3 whole vintage magazines and this unfortunately is not one of them.
More Ann Pennington, from the Broadway play “The New Yorkers” in 1931:
Ann was known for her version of The Black Bottom dance, and while I could not find a video of a performance of that, I did find this on YouTube: A color home movie video of her performance of a 1920s dance called “Snake Hips” at the 1939 World’s Fair. Includes bonus (probably fake) Keystone Kops:
This came from Jeff Cohen of the now-dormant Vitaphone Varieties, and even though he only has 8 videos on his YouTube channel, those are 8 amazing videos. Watch them all. Jeff had looped in a version of “Snake Hips” onto this silent footage of Ann, and while it isn’t precisely synched, you can still imagine the exact point when the “wiggle wiggle waggle woo” bit happened during Ann’s dance.
Can we end this post on an even higher note than vintage color footage of Ann Pennington? I submit that we can! Have a little Ziegfield-era cheesecake:
If you think those are revealing, check out the Alfred Cheney Johnston portrait at Allure. Hot!
And now, some bonus sexy Carole Lombard in a revealing fashion number that looks like a combination of the Erte designs I posted in the Night Parade (1929) entry.
There you have it: The only post in the whole wide world that has managed to tie in Ann Pennington, Oscar Levant, and Carole Lombard into a semi-cohesive narrative with a bonus Heinie Conklin mention. I win everything. You can shut the internet down now.