Clips from a few episodes of “Good Morning Britain” from 1989 featuring Neil Diamond being interviewed by the show’s Hollywood correspondent, our good friend Robert Osborne. There’s not much of Bob, just the back of his head and his voice, but I thought the SBBN chapter of the Robert Osborne Fan Club might appreciate this.
UPDATE 2013: The interview has disappeared off of YouTube, but you can find low-quality clips from the IAISND fan club here: Part One, Part Two, Part Three.
And I’d just like to go on record to say that if you can’t calm your nerves during a soothing, ultra professional interview with Robert Osborne, then honey, you are wound too tightly. Jeez, half the time I watch Neil in an interview I want to get him some chamomile tea and a Valium.
To my SBBN regulars, if there are any of you left after my near silence of the last few months, I don’t mean to be coy about this current project, which I’m sure seems quite out of character for the blog. It’s all leading up to a review of The Jazz Singer (1980), so… well, I wouldn’t go so far as to say there is method to my madness because there probably isn’t, but there is at least movie content in my madness.
Part two of said madness should be arriving in about three weeks, give or take, and a new look for SBBN may be arriving about the same time. It’ll be hard to let the current Girls in the Night layout go, but this blog design and I have been together for four years (86 years in internet time) and it’s time to move on. We’ve grown apart. Sad, really.
I’ll see you all in a few weeks when I post Part Two, and then finally the official movie review. I don’t yet know if the Jazz Singer review is going to be hilarious, insightful, or an extremely uncomfortable experience for all concerned, but it’ll be fun to find out.
Dick Clark was especially cranky that August afternoon in 1966. For a decade he had been asking harmless questions of both guests and giggly teens on “American Bandstand,” but today’s silly subject irritated him, made him self conscious. A professional study had recently claimed most men within a few years would be wearing long hair. Sensing perhaps that his own mathematically correct hair was no longer hip, he must have felt this new singer, a young man stalwartly holding on to a magnificent late-era rockabilly pompadour in the age of shaggy hair, was a kindred spirit. After the rocker threw a sexy hey-baby head swagger at the girls, Clark asked him his thoughts on long hair. The kid managed an answer of a sort, too nervous to make much sense but also entirely uninterested in the subject. Frustrated, Clark bared his sharp teeth in an attempted smile, then asked the singer the title of his new album. More nervous than you’d expect a tall, rebellious kid clad in deliberate brooding black to be, he stammered out: “The album is called ‘The Neil of…’ uh, ‘The Neil of…,’ no, it’s called ‘The Feel of Neil Diamond.’”
For decades, Diamond has spun the romantic tale of that all-black wardrobe of his early days as a manifestation of his intense performance insecurity. But amidst a culture that dictated bright clothing, his dark monochrome look was bound to generate attention. When he played the Hollywood Bowl in 1966 he strode on stage in black from head to toe — including a jet black guitar slung over his back — and made a scene. “I didn’t know what the fuck to do, so I wore a big cowboy hat and came on very cocky,” he said. “The whole audience just went ‘Whooaa!’ And it blew my mind. I couldn’t follow it because I didn’t know how to sing or anything, but it was fantastic!”
Neil is being disingenuous when he says he couldn’t sing, but the “or anything” is absolutely true. Aware that he was not performing on a professional level, he took acting lessons with Harry Mastrogeorge, which even resulted in a little acting work. Further, Diamond’s manager Fred Weintraub allowed him to appear as a fill-in act at The Bitter End for the much-needed practice. Weintraub knew there was anger over Neil’s presence; patrons and other performers expected hipper folk acts rather than the disaffected semi-country stylings of Neil Diamond. “He was a fish out of water,” said Weintraub, as the crossed arms and tilted heads of the ultra-hip audience attest. Neil was initially encouraged to connect with the audience with banter between songs, but the result was so resoundingly awful that Weintraub gave Neil a new rule: “Stop talking between numbers.”
The reason Weintraub was willing to irritate his own customers was because Neil had a presence that transcended his uneasiness:
Neil’s voice is charming and compelling, even when it cracks and wavers from stage fright. He’s awkward, protectively drawing in his shoulders, and he must have made everyone watching uncomfortable. But there is an intensity there that goes beyond the brooding exterior, and the most fascinating thing happens just after the one minute mark: When he sings “I’ve been misunderstood for all of my life,” you believe it. Then he looks right at you through that camera and repeats what they say — “The boy’s no good” — and you know he’s been on the sharp end of those exact words, probably even believes them. “Girl” is on the surface a typical poor-boy lament coupled with the celebration of a good old-fashioned deflowering, but it’s also very much about a young man navigating through a society that offers him little more than humiliation and rejection.
Still, it’s a strangely amateurish performance for someone who that same year was named “Most Promising Male Vocalist” by Record World and “Top Male Vocalist” by Cashbox, tying with Frank Fucking Sinatra. Despite Neil’s obvious performance issues, by the end of 1967 he was embarking on a calculated move to become a bigger star. “I can’t settle for easy lyrics anymore,” he told Newsweek in early 1968. “My goals have changed. I don’t just want hits, I want to write important songs.”
Writing these important songs meant, apparently, blowing the hell out of every bridge he had ever stepped foot on. He acrimoniously left his recording company Bang Records in a situation that became ugly in a carrying-a-gun-for-protection kind of way. Leaving Bang also meant leaving colleagues Ellie Greenwich and Jeff Barry, the people most responsible for making him a star. But Neil didn’t want regular, unadorned stardom, he wanted super stardom. To that end he soon left New York, his manager Fred Weintraub, and his pregnant wife, moving to L.A. with the girlfriend he met when on “Clay Cole’s Diskotek.” In the market for a new record company and probably with hopes of some acting gigs, Neil signed with UNI, owned by MCA/Universal Pictures. They sent him to more acting lessons, a few screen tests, and his new management scheduled him on the biggest national variety shows. To go with this new life was a new image, the pompadour and black leather replaced with long hair, flower power shirts and, briefly, a beard.
When asked in 1976 if the beard was a momentary attempt at hipness, he claimed it was actually to avoid the private investigators his first wife had hired to find him after he ran off to L.A.
The official story of Neil’s career, or at least as official as things ever get, follows a standard linear trajectory: Diamond began as a scared kid and, through hard work and determination, developed into a professional entertainment machine. “He went from nervous, uncertain novice to the exacting, self-disciplined performer you see today,” said producer Tom Catalano in 1982. And this is true to an extent, but in one of the many contradictions that defines Neil’s artistic existence, he never completely overcame the nervousness that plagued him early on.
Diamond is well known for his emotional stage presence and autobiographical songs which, in yet another essential contradiction, is very odd for someone who is so famously reticent to reveal anything about himself. So reticent, in fact, that you can grab any random batch of interviews or articles and unearth immediate contradictions, lies, specious stories, and fudged dates to cover past indiscretions.
That Neil Diamond lies is not surprising. Sun Tzu said a general must utilize false reports and appearances to maintain order, after all, and what is the world of celebrity if not a constant war against irrelevance? The problem, though, is that Neil is just so damn bad at lying. He has explicity stated many times that he was “lonely” and “solitary” as a child (People Magazine 1982, Rolling Stone 1976, respectively). Yet in 1989 he told host Terry Wogan that he didn’t “remember being particularly lonely” as a child. He continued on, gradually admitting that being solitary was “only a small part of me,” and was so unconvincing he promptly got himself booed by the audience. Clearly, for a singer who relies on emotional revelations in purportedly autobiographical songs, these inconsistent stories and the usual celebrity PR bullshit risks undermining his art. But to ask a question critics better than I have asked for longer than I have been alive: Does Neil Diamond actually achieve art? Perhaps it’s only pop music product, the sentiments of his songs merely carefully-crafted gimmickry. Maybe it is all an act, the almost-tears, the insecurity, even the nervousness.
Except. Except. Those appearances where he is clearly nervous are reason to think that Neil Diamond is not all celebrity product. Being palpably anxious on “Live…And In Person” in 1983 could never have resulted in anything positive for him at that point in his career. And let’s be honest, you have to be Liza “Hi Georgia!” Minelli to make the news after an odd QVC appearance, so pretending to be afflicted with stage fright would be pointless. He continues to tell differing stories to this day despite many people pointing to the contradictions for decades as proof of his insincerity; if he’s lying for PR, he’s doing a rotten job of it. There is no way to explain Neil Diamond satisfactorily except to take him as genuine while accepting that his career is a combination of talent, inexplicable luck and frustrating contradictions. That is why it is completely consistent to state that Neil Diamond offers up his soul to an audience while simultaneously hiding in all black or behind hundreds of shiny, attention-deflecting beads. It is also completely consistent that Neil Diamond is both occasionally scared to distraction and enormously confident on stage.
Much of that confidence comes from the creation of a killer rock hook in the form of Brother Love. The good Brother is a revivalist, the star of Neil’s 1969 single “Brother Love’s Travelling Salvation Show,” a song with the unique twist of having the singer essentially play three characters: Narrator, opening act working the crowd, and finally Brother Love himself. When Diamond embarked on that power move in late 1967, he went nearly two years without a Top 40 hit. “BLTSS” broke that streak, resurrecting his stalled career.
If you are not familiar with “Brother Love,” you absolutely must read The Minister’s essential post at The Ministry of Truth. When you reach The Minister’s annotated lyrics, listen to the song while reading along — and you want to listen to this specific 45 RPM single version, crackles and all.
This version is the one that made it to #22 on Billboard charts, not the slightly different album version. It has never been re-released, and it’s only through the kindness of strangers on YouTube that you can hear it now. Go ahead and take a listen. I’ll wait.
“Brother Love’s Travelling Salvation Show” is undeniably cinematic. The lyrics tangle into the music so deeply they cannot be extricated; without one, the other ceases to exist. As the song unwinds you can feel that summer night air lazily wrapping around you, you can taste the salty sweat running down your face across your lips, making you impatient for the preacherman’s arrival. The insistent beat of the music makes it worse, you think, or maybe it’s better to try to dance it out, you’re not sure anymore. And when he arrives, his sultry words offer less comfort than the cracking voice with which he delivers them. The girls in the choir dutifully join in with their Halle hallelujahs! but soon start singing their own path to salvation as Brother Love shrieks his message of love and devotion into the crowd. But then it fades too quickly, as light absorbed into black, over before it could linger like you wanted it to, like you needed it to.
In his post, The Minister rightly points out that Neil is just beginning to let go by the final run-through of the chorus, bemoaning the lack of a “full-blown vocal wigout.” What The Minister of Truth wishes for, time delivers: A mere six months later, Diamond was unleashing the persuasive screams of Brother Love, which you can hear in this almost fearless live version on Gold: Recorded Live at The Troubadour. Though Neil still had insecurities at The Troub, he played them as joking banter, having learned how to turn those insecurities into assets. And he had also learned Brother Love was a surprisingly captivating figure.
Captivating an audience was not new territory for Diamond. In 1967, still be-pompadoured and rebellious — and wearing white despite telling Ben Fong-Torres that he wasn’t confident enough to wear white on stage until 1970 — Neil worked the excitable girls in his audiences with “Girl, You’ll Be a Woman Soon.”
Neil Diamond:“At that time I was doing rock and roll shows in 1966 and ’67, and most of the audience were teenaged girls 14 and 15 and 16, and so that was basically what my audience was, teenaged girls. So I guess I wrote a few of those early songs for them, you know. I think probably “Girl, You’ll Be A Woman Soon” was written to be performed in front of an audience of girls, which is the best audience in the world ’cause they go crazy. They go nuts, and it’s fun for a guy to be able to do that.”
Jack Spector:“He’d go down on his knees and work the girls at the edge of the stage… and touch hands, fingers. And he’d single one girl out, and maybe he would help lift her to the edge of the stage, and he’d work to her. He’d sing the entire song to that one girl, who at first would be giggly and nervous, but after a while would be looking at him in rapt attention.”
It is worth noting that Neil said in 2011 that he “should have realized the potential power of songs and been a little more wary.” It’s infuriating, because clearly he did realize the power of his songs and used it for evil. Sexy, underaged evil. When he contradicts himself you can’t know if he’s being disingenuous, a raconteur, in denial, or just fucking with our heads. And as someone who doesn’t believe his “Longfellow Serenade” story for one moment and who has profound, deep, intellectual questions about the “Eice Charry” story as well, trust me when I tell you I think he fucks with our heads. A lot. And then chuckles about it while shuffling around his house in comfy slippers and watching old “Ryan’s Hope” episodes he recorded on Beta back in the day.
The creation of Brother Love had its own stories, often varied. In 1970 on “The Johnny Cash Show,” Neil told a new version of the song’s genesis via a hilariously unconvincing spoken word bridge:
Neil’s original concept for “BLTSS” was to skewer evangelical preachers who he felt “were phonies, and they were taking those people, really taking them.” This must have shown through a little, as Diamond faced a potential boycott in 1969 from offended Southern evangelicals. Afterward, Neil began to mention in interviews that he had attended service in a Harlem church and changed his mind, deciding the preachers offered hope and were in reality “doing something positive for all those people.” With no changes to the song itself, he switched its meaning from pointed satire to celebration, which makes one question just how pointed the originally-intended satire was to begin with. Brother Love is undeniably benign compared to well-known characters like Elmer Gantry and Harry Powell. Ultimately, though, whether his story is true or not does not matter in the least. What matters is that Neil Diamond knew telling this particular audience that particular story of religion and spirituality winning out over a college education would sell, and it does.
On Cash’s show when Neil transforms into Brother Love, Diamond starts moving in a way that gives this Southern Missouri girl born and raised a little chill, because those hunched shoulders and bopping heels are pure 1970s televangelist, seen every Sunday morning on Springfield television when I was growing up — always with a superimposed mailing address to send your checks to, mind. Someone taught this nice Jewish boy from Brooklyn to move like that, you know. They should probably be ashamed of themselves. At least a little.
Less than a year after the Johnny Cash Show, Diamond appeared on the BBC institution Top of the Pops in a remarkable performance, 38 minutes of God-given proof that Neil Diamond, while having had an exceptional career, once held the promise of a sublime career but the years did not fulfill that promise. Gone is the overt nervousness, yet one senses that Neil would still like nothing more than to hide behind something, probably his guitar if it were only large enough. The cinematographer gets us in so close we’re intruding on Neil’s life, really, consuming his every reaction, twinge, those long eyelashes, the pained scowls and barely-audible hums and whispers at the end of “I Am…I Said.”
All the proof you need that “IAIS” was too much for him is contained in the performance of “Brother Love’s Travelling Salvation Show” immediately after. Though Neil wriggles his little torso and screams with delightfully fetching repression, he never abandons himself enough to reach the fever pitch of those Sunday morning television preachers. He spends a majority of “Brother Love” with his eyes closed even after he becomes the preacher, so much so that our besotted BBC cinematographer backs away from those magical close-ups, wisely realizing that actual physical space is less distancing than a close shot of eyes clamped defensively shut.
At first blush, the entire 1971 BBC show seems to reveal a Neil Diamond that no longer exists. But amidst the wriggling sermon of Brother Love one can hear the vocal tricks Diamond would overuse in later years, the growling and eee’s and the hissing. That sensitive, sleepy-eyed poet on the BBC was already slipping into history, soon to be eclipsed by a desirous preacher howling his lust to his devout followers. By the “Soolaimon”/”Brother Love’s Travelling Salvation Show” mash-up during the 1972 Greek Theater series, the good brother’s soul-swelling screams were well known, even expected. Two months later he appeared in a 20-show Broadway engagement at the Winter Garden Theater. His friend and assistant Totty Ames said of these performances that “he started off at a high-fevered pitch, and every performance was that way.” “BLTSS” no longer mirrored the lyrics about a sermon starting soft and slow, but rather opened with screaming and closed with louder screaming.
The improvement in Diamond’s stagecraft during these years cannot be overstated. By Hot August Night he was entirely in control, equal parts ego and talent like any good rock star, and utilizing both his strengths and weaknesses like an experienced general. Hot August Night and those Broadway shows cemented his superstar status, at which time he did the unfathomable: He quit. It was not a complete resignation but a sabbatical, an indefinite pause largely spent in psychotherapy “three, four, maybe five times a week.” He stared a hole in the therapist’s wall every session for a year before uttering a single word.
Neil went back to touring in 1976, hitting Australia after a few warm-up gigs in the U.S. During the Australia tour, Diamond appeared on his first major television interview. Neil is defensive and articulate, alternating between honesty and blatant untruths, wearing eccentric Italian sunglasses as a talisman to ward off desirous cinematographers who dabble in the black art of closeups. Michael Schildberger is a phenomenal interviewer, but even his gentle approach results in one unmistakeable flash of anger that those glasses cannot hide: Neil did not like it when Schildberger suggested his lyrics were occasionally “unusual.”
Neil is brave, by the way. I know it’s hard to tell when he’s hiding behind expensive shades and a purposely flattened affect, but he is. Look, I will never understand him. He’s a frustrating amalgam of honest emotion and talent plus cold, humorless commercialism. In the wake of that 1971 BBC performance it’s difficult for me to accept much of his later artistic output. But despite not understanding a damn thing about the man, the one thing that I will never back down on is my genuine belief that Neil Diamond has balls of fucking steel. And I believe this precisely because of those “unusual” lyrics, those flea wings and chairs and brangs that weren’t merely unique personal expressions but sheer fearlessness. He must have known some jerk (or critic, and since we critics are jerks, it all evens out in the end) would think he was simply too dim to conjugate a verb, yet he did it anyway. The man never apologizes for his existence. For 45 years he has continued to create and connect and perform despite critical comments that would destroy others, all the while being so scared you could see it in his eyes. It’s artistic bravery in the face of decades of cultural hostility, and for that Neil has earned my undying admiration.
Neil is best when he’s performing songs written about himself for himself, which some critics dismiss as misguided self-flagellation, but the fact that so many others relate to what Neil writes proves that his art is, on some level, universal. For example, “I Am…I Said” is about his own unquestionably singular situation. It was written soon after Diamond left behind his entire world on the East Coast. He was on the verge of becoming legendary in 1971, but in terms of acting, he was an amateur when given the chance to test for the complicated role of Lenny Bruce in an upcoming biopic. Frustrated with his performance, alone, and certain he had failed, he began to write “I Am…I Said” during a break between scenes. Almost no one else in the world could possibly relate to where Neil was at that moment, yet when we hear “IAIS,” we do. Even those who squint and scratch their head over that chair lyric know deep down what it’s like to be so desperate for human interaction that you talk to an empty chair… so desperate for human interaction that you distill down an impossibly unique personal experience into universally-recognized emotion, then force yourself to perform it publicly, even if you have to do it while closing your eyes and pretending no one else is in the room.
When Neil is on stage, every emotion comes with his implicit desire to connect with someone, even if said someone is an anonymous sea of thousands of faceless people in the dark. During the ’76 Australia tour Neil seemed, at least for the moment, that he had hardly been away from the stage at all, let alone for nearly four years, although there was an unmistakable change in how he attempted to connect with the audience.
“The Last Picasso” Sydney, Australia, 1976
This song lasted 4 minutes and 42 seconds. At 4 minutes and 43 seconds, 38,000 people in the audience turned to each other and asked, “Uhm, so… did we just have sex with Neil Diamond?” It’s refreshing to hear a song that so fully acknowledges the futility of caring about lofty subjects like the impermanence of art when one is super damn horny. What makes this particular performance so compelling (beyond the ultra tight leather pants) is that he is not faking anything, his relationship with the audience and the song is real. That is genuine Grade A 100% Neil Diamond sexuality right there, folks, and we’re all metaphorically invited to jump right in, the water’s fine.
Three months after the Australia tour, Neil performed seven shows in Las Vegas at the newly-opened Aladdin hotel. When Ben Fong-Torres interviewed Neil earlier that year, he sat in on the fitting for Neil’s Vegas outfits designed by Bill Whitten, the man responsible for all of Neil’s glass-beaded expressions of self doubt. I don’t know if Neil ever realized that it was futile to try to hide his soul behind interesting wardrobe choices. He hadn’t discovered it by 1976, that’s certain. For the Vegas show he was mimicking Elvis directly, instructing Whitten’s studio to create three high-collared, bellbottomed outfits for multiple costume changes: Yellow for most of the concert, white for the “Jonathan Livingston Seagull” suite, and for Brother Love, hiding again in all black.
Neil had been in excellent form in Australia, maybe a little tired of his older songs — he had made changes to several, most notably by no longer singing the opening chorus of Brother Love’s Travelling Salvation Show but performing it as spoken word — but something happened in the four months between Australia and Las Vegas. This change is obvious enough that several articles and books have mentioned it, many blaming an overzealous drug bust lead by an LAPD officer known affectionately as “Psycho.” This raid the night before the Vegas gig purportedly left Diamond so paranoid that he holed up in his Aladdin hotel suite and rarely ventured out except when on stage.
At the July 4th performance, Neil seemed outwardly relaxed and the audience was in good spirits. What they didn’t see, though, was his obvious detachment. He was distant, likely exhausted, wringing his hands and fiddling with his guitar pick like he was trying to break it. His demeanor was full of swagger and overwrought enunciation, what Robert Christgau once called “the high-tone ridiculous” and, despite Ben Fong-Torres’ claim otherwise, early in the set Neil threw in a few Elvis-esque martial arts moves to go with those outfits.
Very little Neil said or sang that night seemed authentic. Watching the ’76 Vegas performance is like watching the wave of Neil’s superstardom — and possibly sanity — break and retreat, Hunter Thompson-style, leaving behind a high water mark and a few intangible memories of what once was. He had such an emotional distance from his own songs that he inserted blatant sexual innuendo into “Shilo,” presenting his ass to a front-row patron and turning a song about a lonely young boy’s imaginary friend into an episode of “Mutual of Omaha’s Wild Kingdom” with guest host Sigmund Freud.
There was one genuinely emotional performance that night: “If You Know What I Mean.” It’s an autobiographical tale of a couple who recall life before they “gave it away for the sake of a dream,” a song penned when Neil was only 34 years old, already longing for a lost life full of unspecified things given away. One can hear too, I think, regret for the things he had gained with superstardom, things that were maybe not so easy to resist. It’s been 36 years since he wrote that song, yet I want to ask Neil what he gave away, because I think if there is a Rosebud moment in that man’s life it would be in his specific answer to that vague song lyric. But Neil Diamond would never answer that question and, when I’m being truly honest with myself, I know I would never ask it. I like to think I have finally learned that asking scary questions inevitably leads to scary answers.
As that July 4th set in Vegas continued, everyone on stage gradually showed signs of something being very wrong. Exhaustion perhaps, or a bad sound system or paranoia thanks to “Psycho” of the LAPD, too much downtime in Vegas or maybe not enough, who knows. Whatever the reason, the band started to fall apart by the time they reached “Holly Holy.” Guitars were out of tune, everyone made obvious errors, the drummer loudly and inexplicably clapped his hands directly behind Neil as he sang a soft ballad, and musicians slammed home each individual note like an overzealous high school pep band.
Neil, too, was completely off the rails. That night, the intensely personal “I Am…I Said” meant nothing anymore. Where emotion should have been, a dead, blank void existed instead. As he sang, Neil indulged the egotistical side of his insecurity, severely overemphasizing the lyric “when you talk about me” to make sure everyone did indeed know that it was all about him. He drew out the “me” for several beats and even pointed his thumbs back at himself like he was the motherfucking Fonz. He was obscenely detached, engaging in a destructive self-loathing never meant to be shared with others, yet there it was, not only performed live in front of thousands but filmed for posterity.
Neil leaves the stage for a few moments for a costume change, returning in a blinding white Jesus-Elvis outfit for the “Jonathan Livingston Seagull” suite, the perfect look to accompany the pseudo-Christian imagery scattered throughout. His last wardrobe change is into all black for the planned encore. In a particularly cheeky move, Neil immediately followed the deliberate invocation of one or more heavenly deities in the “Seagull” suite with the dark menace of Brother Love.
When Neil returns to the stage for “Brother Love’s Travelling Salvation Show,” one knows within seconds that he is already Brother Love. There is no transformation into the preacher, he is unequivocally Brother Love even when he is supposed to be singing about him. It’s a schizophrenic performance, entirely out of control. What should be a somewhat musical experience is instead the cinematic documentation of a man in full insecurity-driven rock god meltdown. Moans, growls, orgasmic kiai sublimate the familiar lyrics, the well-behaved studio guitars and Hammond replaced by hot, swampy organ and bass. It’s no longer folk pop but rather desperate, uncontrolled sexual desire sprawled messily on stage.
A moment into the performance we get a blessedly brief look at Neil’s face. He’s predatory, all dangerous, vacant eyes and slow, lingering growls. Make no mistake, he is not growling the lyrics because of his smoking habit or laziness or any of the other speculative reasons fans have given over the decades. He is growling at that moment because that is all he can do, brothers. He is a tired man who ain’t got where to sleep, a hungry man who ain’t got what to eat. His devout assembled came for salvation but found the good brother in need of his own.
As the sisters on the stage sing their Halle hallelujahs! behind him, a few of the congregation this night reach out in hope of the preacherman’s healing touch. Not quite two minutes into the performance, Neil does a subtle double take at one girl’s outstretched hand, the same blonde teen who delivered unto him a flower as he sang about giving it away for the sake of a dream. As Neil begins to sermonize to the many thousands assembled, he steps back from the girl into the deep red glow of the stage, head turned, asking not to be tempted. Halle hallelujah! But the Lord gave us two good hands, brothers and sisters, one for the givin’ and one for the takin’. Eyes closed, facing away, Brother Love’s arm stretches back to meet hers. The unmistakable glint of a key is seen in the girl’s thin fingers. Gently placed in his open hand, her key disappears as he relishes the acquisition one finger at a time. Halle hallelujah! He preaches to others but he doesn’t stay with them long, brothers, he has to return to that poor lost lamb. Shrieking now, no longer words but desperate guttural pleas for salvation, our most holy brother is back at the girl with a final, glorious amen as the lights go down. The lights snap back on immediately, revealing Brother Love nearly crushing this girl’s hand as he stands slightly hunched, tensing, tensing, giving way to spasm, snapping upright in release. Halle hallelujah!
Released but most certainly not saved, Neil Diamond circled the stage before disappearing behind the lights, triumphant in knowing he need not reveal his soul when outsized sexual desire would do, blessed with finally having found something large enough for him to hide behind: Brother Love.
“One of these days I’m going to write a song that makes someone want to cry.” – Neil Diamond, Teen Screen Magazine, March 1967
When The Neil Diamond Collection arrived in the mail last month, I had forgotten I ever ordered it. For most of my 39-ish years, Neil Diamond was simply never on my radar except as a familiar cultural presence, some dude I heard twice a year on the radio but knew nothing about. Yet something lead me to order that Neil Diamond CD. Curiosity, maybe, or an accident of random firing neurons. Perhaps it was the booze. Oh, did I mention I had consumed half a bottle of Machete before ordering The Neil Diamond Collection? Because I had consumed half a bottle of Machete before ordering The Neil Diamond Collection. My only memory of this is peering at the Amazon screen through eyes gummed up from drink and 12-hour-old mascara. It was a proud moment.
Roughly one week later, sober and trusting that every package delivered to the house contained either happiness or fun or, on really good days, both, I opened the box to find Neil Diamond staring at me.
That photo bothered me, induced an unidentifiable, inexplicable, but very real disturbance. A few days later my husband, who knew I was in the throes of some weird ennui-induced thing improbably triggered by a greatest hits album, kindly turned the album cover around. Now it was a slightly older photo from Diamond’s Greek Theater engagement in 1972. Young, lithe, gorgeous, confident, godlike hair and sad eyes.
That didn’t help.
When I saw these photos, I realized I was not familiar with the Neil Diamond that existed before the beaded blouses and glamour shots album covers. At the same time, I was overwhelmed with the realization that 40 years had passed since I was born and since that greatest hits album photo was taken and holy shit that has been a long time. Time will not stop, loss is inevitable, and what was will never be again.
These are basic concepts, things I figured out decades ago; why was I suddenly having so much trouble accepting them now?
Re-acceptance was not easily had, and after several very shaky days I was nearly unglued. The unidentifiable ennui-induced thing had turned into an unwavering sense of loss and grief. It was an unstable situation, tragicomic in retrospect but mostly frightening at the time. In an effort to ferret out what was happening and with an ill-defined feeling of having forgotten something important, I searched out early Neil Diamond performances and interviews.
It was in that state that I stumbled across a 1971 BBC “Top of the Pops” performance by Neil Diamond.
Please, if you have a spare 38-odd minutes of time, watch this. I don’t ask this because I wish gut-wrenching emotional turmoil on you, because I acknowledge that I am odd and different and what happened to me will not likely happen to you. Normal people do not suffer irrational headspins after watching a 40-year-old “Top of the Pops” episode. But I think you will be surprised, maybe even a bit moved, by Diamond’s performance. Within one minute of the show opening he is expressing pure, unadulterated joy at performing with the string section. He’s confident and happy and very much in control of his art. Even when his untrained fingers get tangled in an arpeggio or the lead trumpet cracks on an important high note, he’s completely together. As much as he wants to hide those gangly arms behind his guitar, as hard as it is for him to force his eyes open and face the crowd or finish a particularly raw lyric, he does it.
Neil Diamond has said songwriting is the hardest part of his work, performing the easiest, but I am not convinced that live performance has ever been easy for him. There are numerous early television appearances where Diamond is obviously uncomfortable. Watch his eyes on this 1970 “Glen Campbell Goodtime Hour” clip at about 4:25 where he momentarily freaks out after glancing directly at the camera. When he’s not waylaid by nerves, it’s emotion. In the 1971 BBC appearance, he visibly cringes at the end of “I Am…I Said” and very nearly goes silent without finishing the song. Manufactured or genuine, that’s pain writ large upon his face. He’s offering up his soul, and when an artist does this, they ask for your soul in return. At least some of it, at least for a while.
People will forever argue about when Neil changed, but there is no denying that there was a change, a walling-off of emotion coupled with a growing propensity to shake his moneymaker on stage. Sometime in 1976, after the Thank You Australia Tour in March yet before The Band’s “Last Waltz” concert on Thanksgiving, Neil went from offering his soul to merely displaying it like a museum piece. Yet while he relied on little more than past glories and sex appeal, he continued to expect fans to keep up their half of the artistic soul exchange. The sublime had turned to kitsch, embraced mediocrity to save itself, abandoned its art for the soul-numbing safety of its 17th greatest hits compilation, this time with a bonus demo reel and tiny pictures in the liner notes.
I combed through any interviews, TV appearances, or concert footage I could find from the mid-70s and beyond just for one small sign of the Neil Diamond that used to be. There are tiny little winks of light scattered amongst the decades of debris, but that is all.
It felt more like a betrayal than a revelation, and at random moments over the course of a few days, bits of Diamond’s BBC performance would pop into my head. It was never a welcome memory, instead making me feel as though I just been given some very bad news. More than once I risked giving way to a debilitating scream, a powerful noise that would alter time, change reality, correct the past, destroy evil, win bets and fell a nearby shepherd and his flock.
So I went back to that BBC concert footage to face it, straightened myself up, shoulders back, steeled myself and stood in front of that 1971 Neil Diamond and looked him right in those soft fucking eyes. I was Randolph Fucking Scott and I was not going to run, and man, if you are going to kill me, then you are going to have to do it now.
I did not die, of course. Broken hearts don’t kill.
I’m fond of saying that art which affects me to the point of shredding my emotions has ruined my life, and I’m fond of saying it because it’s the goddamned truth. When this happens, my emotions, philosophy, and spirituality are demolished, the pieces scattered, never put back together the same way again. Sometimes it’s wonderful and exciting, like watching Milton Glaser in To Inform and Delight, or listening to Laurie Anderson narrate Andy Warhol: A Documentary Film, or hearing Pink Floyd’s “Brain Damage/Eclipse” or that Handel sarabande in D minor I love so much. Sometimes, though, it really fucking hurts. The Bad Sleep Well hurt, as did Brave New World and The Sound and the Fury. Rick Danko’s “It Makes No Difference” in The Last Waltz destroys me every time, and I’m certain my sworn lifelong nemesis Elton John wants to kill me dead with the 1977 live “I Feel Like a Bullet (In the Gun of Robert Ford)” — even though he and Ray Cooper fuck up about two minutes in. Especially because they fuck up. Goddammit, Elton. I will get my revenge, you be-sequined bastard.
Once this whole Neil-induced pseudo-breakdown simmered down, there were a lot of things I had to acknowledge. I may imagine myself as a gunslinger facing down evil, beating the bad guys to the draw and saving my own life — soul, really — but that’s not true. At best it’s metaphorically true; all my conflicts are artistic and all the duels one-sided and internal.
Last year I briefly touched on The Bad Sleep Well and how it ruined me. I hesitated for months before posting that entry because I was scared, and frankly I’ve been scared and a little bit lazy my whole life, at least when it comes to writing. And I’ve never honestly examined these Stendahl-like reactions that bite my neck and get tangled in my hair every six months or so. Is it appropriate when I say The Bad Sleep Well killed any lingering hope for humanity I had left? Is it merely drama queening? Is it even real?
Yeah, it’s real. It’s real for me, at least. Maybe it shouldn’t be. Maybe I shouldn’t get so caught up in fictional corruption or Quentin Compson or a “Top of the Pops” performance. But I do get caught up in it, and I’m tired of pretending as though I don’t and avoiding the subject in my writing.
I want to write and I want to be good at it. Writing is not easy for me. When I started this blog, I thought it would afford me practice and experience that would turn me into someone who could produce quality work on a regular basis. Four years on, it was obvious I had not become that magical creature. As banal as it sounds, all that time spent digging through Neil Diamond interviews inspired me when I didn’t realize I even needed inspiration. He has said that “I Am…I Said” took four months to write, that he’s not an inherently good songwriter and he has to work hard at it. I knew I wasn’t working hard enough at my own writing, digging deep enough, or even doing enough research. Again, it’s banal, but I decided if Neil Diamond can change himself from that goofy scared kid on the “Glen Campbell Goodtime Hour” into the modern day troubadour on the BBC a year later, then maybe I can transform into a decent writer, someone who is respected amongst my peers.
Of course, Neil kept transitioning and didn’t stop, flying in spectacular fashion through a series of phases: Larger-than-life panty-dodging sex god, attention-starved bead-covered sell-out, and finally respected and loved showman who gets to smack the shit out of Jimmy Kimmel. That’s his thing, and though right now I am disappointed in him, I am also sane enough to know that it’s not my place to judge. Still, I plan on taking his career path as a cautionary tale, although I don’t imagine I’ll ever get to the point where I need people to throw their knickers at me to prove that I’m worthwhile. Panty throwing is always optional. (It’s not optional.)
After spending about an hour laying in the hallway, staring at the ceiling and tightly hugging Dark Side of the Moon because I failed to get a firm hold on this post — it took me weeks to manage the final sentence — I wonder how hard this is going to be. It’s easy for me to say I should work at writing. It’s not going to be easy for me to actually do it, but I have to, and that means less posts on the blog. I will still post here because the only thing I’m moderately good at writing is film and cultural criticism, but it will mean less overall posts and hopefully less of the half-formed almost-critiques that I’ve been just barely getting away with. And when I’m not struggling over some epic screed on how Ginger Rogers’ ostrich feather dress represents fascism and the decline of the bourgeoisie, I will still be posting important Regis Toomey updates via The Phantom Creeps recaps, photos, schedules, my Projects and screencaps, because those things are fun.
And now the final sentence that took me so long to write: Wish me luck.