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Bette Davis Project #1: “Fashions of 1934″

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William Powell plays Sherwood Nash, a con artist who fails at one con and, when he stumbles into newbie fashion designer Lynn Mason (Bette Davis), is inspired to create a new con: knock-offs of original fashion dresses. Nash’s true motivation is to irritate legitimate designers so they will hire him as a consultant to steal Paris’ fashions in the same way he stole theirs. Paris designers

fashions-of-1934-sc3-450Bette is completely out of her element here. She’s put in ridiculous wigs (or so much Dippity-Do that it makes her real hair look like a wig), heavy make up and clumpy false eyelashes. She’s in the role of subservient, meek little girl who literally sits on the sidelines while the action goes on. She even alters her voice to mimic the upper class voice of early 30s starlets. Bette looks really lovely in the gowns, though, and while they’re not exactly her style, she certainly has a terrific figure. Thanks to the whims of fashion, though, her bosomy figure wasn’t the style in 1934.

Speaking of figures, this movie was one of the last pre-code films to come out before the July 1, 1934 enactment of the newer, harsher code. There are tons of girls in their underwear, including a surprisingly well-endowed Bette, and all the girls in the Busby Berkeley ostrich feather number are practically nude. There are a lot of double entendres, and the resolution of the trouble involves the fake duchess’ birthmark in a very intimate spot.

Not a bad film, but definitely just an excuse to show fashions and have a musical number. That’s not going to stop me from posting my extensive “Fashions of 1934″ photo gallery. And by “extensive” I mean “eleven”.

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FURTHER READING:
sixmartinis and the seventh art: memories of busby
1934 review of “Fashions of 1934″ from New York Times
Trailer for “Fashions of 1934″ on YouTube

Counting Down the Zeroes: The House of Mirth (2000)


Ibetolis of Film For the Soul has taken on the monumental task of counting down the years of 2000-2009 — the Zeroes — in film. Guest reviews and commentaries celebrate the decade as it’s coming to a close. I cannot recommend the posts in the series highly enough; they are insightful, intense, and remarkable. You can read them at Film For the Soul or at their own dedicated blog at Counting Down the Zeroes. Ibetolis kindly allowed me to participate with a post about one of my favorite films, “The House of Mirth”, as part of the year 2000 series of reviews. The post originally appeared here at Film for the Soul.

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The film “The House of Mirth” (2000) is a remarkable cinematic representation of Edith Wharton’s 1905 classic. Somewhat whittled down, of course, and with more of a focus on sexual energy and jealousy between the characters, it is a beautiful film, easily one of the best of 2000.

 

Director Terence Davies adapted the book for the film and did a fine job creating dialogue that did not appear in the novel, or appeared only as narration. Davies said in the film’s commentary track that he felt he succeeded in being “imitative” of Wharton’s style. However, I was amused with two of his specific examples. His first example was the line “It’s stupid of you to be disingenuous, and it isn’t like you to be stupid”. It certainly is imitative: It’s practically a direct quote! The only change is that the novel reads “to make love to me”, and Davies replaced it with “to be disingenuous.” The second example was at the end where he said Lily burning the packet of letters wasn’t in the book. It most certainly was in the book, and quite an important point, too!

Ultimately, I think anyone approaching the film of “The House of Mirth” will be a bit disappointed in the loss of some depth, dialogue, and clarity.

 

That’s the nature of the medium, however, and no 2-hour film is going to be able to include the vast scope of Wharton’s lengthy novel in its entirety. Yet Davies does deftly adapt the material, even if he is a bit confused on what is his invention and what is original to Edith Wharton.

Remi Adefarasin’s cinematography is impeccable in almost every film he works on — his visuals in “Onegin” (1999) being a wonderful example — but here Adefarasin is at his most lavish and intense, framing each scene as an intricate painting. These visuals are why I was disappointed that the tableaux vivant scene was truncated and so changed from the novel. The film is richly fleshed out with visual metaphors and puns, one of my favorites being when Bertha reveals in front of the prudish Percy Gryce that Lily smokes cigarettes (scandalous!); as Lily turns and is reflected in the train window, smoke billows by and almost obscures her reflection.

As the characters in the film find themselves so often framed as figures in a cinematic Monet or Vermeer, it was a shame to not exploit that for one moment longer in the tableaux vivant scene, creating essentially a tableaux within a tableaux. But director Davies says in the commentary that he reduced the tableaux to a minimum because he didn’t think contemporary viewers would know what a tableau vivant was.

Another great moment was missed with the tableaux. In the novel, Lily’s tableaux features her as the figure of Mrs Richard Bennett Lloyd in the painting by Sir Joshua Reynolds. She creates a scandal and, if you look at the portrait, you can see why: a form-fitting, simple dress that no woman could have worn in public in 1905. In the film, however, Lily is dressed as Summer by Antoine Watteau. She is beautiful, of course, and the painting is probably better-known than “Mrs Richard Bennett Lloyd.” In both the movie and the novel, Gertie says in response to Lily’s tableaux that she likes her best in the simple dress because “it makes her look like the real Lily.” Perhaps it’s my dirty mind, but I found that line to be a bit of a naughty pun, considering Mrs Richard Bennett Lloyd’s gown left little to the imagination.

Lily’s languid relaxation in good times offers a stark counterpoint to her troubled, and often absent, sleep when life begins to crumble. One can’t help but feel the sun warming one’s own face as it also warms Lily’s as she falls asleep on the Dorset’s luxury yacht. As darkness creeps under Lily’s eyes and her skin begins to pale, one also starts to feel the weary foreboding Lily herself surely feels. Gillian Anderson’s acting is near perfection and the amazing control of expression she utilizes is nothing short of amazing.

Which is why I hesitate to say this, but one of the two minor quibbles I have with the film is that we see far too much of Lily. She is in absolutely every scene when, on a few occasions, seeing what others are saying about Lily when she is not nearby would be more than warranted. And while the slow fades from one scene to the next — Davies says he was influenced directly by “Letter From an Unknown Woman” (1948) — clearly indicate the passage of time, on a few occasions I felt seeing Lily arrive at the next stage of her life, rather than being already ensconced within, would have been much more effective.

The other issue I had with the film is one that’s probably not even a fair criticism, but one I alluded to earlier. So much of what the characters experience during the course of the novel is within themselves, and Wharton creates multi-layered, complex, complete, potent characterizations. Brevity being necessary in this film, the characters are pared down. Lily especially has her focus narrowed, and at times little or no attention is paid to some of the details that make Lily’s plight in the novel that much more complicated. We are told she was brought up to be a rich man’s wife, but in the book we see how tragic and, perhaps, inescapable that upbringing was. In the film we’re simply told this is the way it is.

The combining of the characters of Grace and Gertie in the film is an easy thing to do and it makes sense cinematically, but I really hated to see the loss of Gertie. Cousin Gertie Farish is a woman living on her own on meager means, devoting her life to social issues, and providing a rich counterpoint to Lily’s life of meaningless luxury. Inclusion of Gertie sets up the story as one unmistakably about women’s roles and opportunities.

That’s not to say the film does not address these issues. Lily’s devastating problem with the money “invested” by Gus Trenor could so easily be played as old-fashioned nonsense, as a sly look at how silly society was 100 years ago. Instead, as Gus Trenor’s business associate Sim Rosedale says, when business is involved, often no one comes out with their hands completely clean. That is exactly what happens here, and exactly the focus director Davies takes.

Lily is a victim, but often because of her own failures. Lily manipulated Gus with her beauty and flirtations to help her monetarily, but at the same time Gus presumed too much and used his own money, thinking Lily would pay him back “in kind” for his favors. Lily was presumptuous herself in believing her aunt would save her by paying the money owed, yet Lily’s aunt is cruel in refusing to consider her own niece as family and help her out of a serious situation.

Society also does not come out with its hands clean. Lily’s aunt is cruel, but Lily has to depend on her aunt because she is a single woman in a society that frowns on single women living alone. Lily is foolish in money matters, but foolish because women like Lily are not taught to understand finances in the least. In the investment fiasco, there is every reason to believe that she is sincere and acting toward the best of her ability. Lily wants to be independent but fails at it time and again. She cruelly finds herself useless as anything other than a rich man’s wife.

 

Lily is frightened of poverty but doesn’t look down on the people experiencing it, she looks down on poverty itself, and sees it as the physical manifestation of irrelevance. She was brought up as a pretty plaything, a novelty which in turn would land her a very rich husband. Lily knows she floats in the orbit of the upper class because she is decoration, amusement for a lot of bored people who like shiny things. Lily loses her lustre and is no longer desired, cast out as a tarnished bauble off an otherwise gleaming chain. No longer a part of the upper class, no longer able to marry a rich man, with no marketable skills, Lily found herself wholly irrelevant.

Speaking of Lily’s skills, many sections of the novel start with the narrator telling us how Lily’s chameleon-like social awareness and her gift of wit and charm are her reasons for success. Yet each time we’re told this, Lily’s gifts fail her spectacularly. Are her gifts being overstated by an unreliable narrator? Is Lily really more on the periphery of society than we’re lead to believe? Or perhaps, as Mrs Fisher says, “at heart, she despises the things she’s trying for.”

 

The Bette Davis Project (and set your recorders!)

cabin-fussed-withBefore I get to the meat of the post, I want to do tell you that “Cabin in the Cotton” will be on TCM on June 7th at 4:30 AM Eastern time. This is a very hard to find movie, one that was released on VHS years ago but hasn’t been seen much since. I requested the film sometime last year, and every time TCM shows a movie I requested, I pretend they’re doing it just for me. So nice of them! But that’s Stacia World talk. For those of you in the Real World, just remember that TCM will be showing this in a couple of months. Set your recorders!

If 2009 is the year of anything for me, it will be the year of movie projects. The first project I have started on is The Bette Davis Project, inspired by my 20 Favorite Actresses post and posted today because it is Bette’s 101st birthday – Happy Birthday, Bette! You’ve been gone 20 years and are still scaring the shit out of men who can’t handle strong women!

My project is simple: Watch every Bette Davis movie I can find, including the made-for-TV ones if I can grab a copy somewhere. Here is a text-only list of the films I have yet to see along with my own notes on where to get a copy. Don’t read the list unless you’re deeply curious. If the film isn’t on the list, that means I’ve already seen it. A few of those left on the list are movies I think I’ve seen but am not entirely sure, as well as movies I’ve forgotten so much of I need to re-watch them anyway.I’ll be blogging about a few movies at a time in small synopses/reviews.

For those of you who read these posts as “Blah blah blah OOH PICTURES!” here is a little gallery of some Bette pics I’ve grabbed over the last few months.

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3 Ninjas: High Noon at Mega Mountain (1998)

This post contains adult language inappropriate for kids and spoilers for the movie “3 Ninjas: High Noon at Mega Mountain.” Parents, do not let your children read this post. I tell you this because I am your friend.

“3 Ninjas: High Noon at Mega Mountain” is the fourth and last movie in the “3 Ninja” franchise. Rex Reed allegedly said “The kids will love it!”, but keep in mind I can find no confirmation of such a thing being uttered from Mr. Reed’s lips. He may be completely innocent. Please do not judge him.

The actors from the original film play the grandfather and parents, but all new kids were cast in the title roles. The youngest of the 3 brothers, Tum Tum, is played by James Roeske II. His mother Ellie owns Burbank Family Martial Arts, where son James and daughter Emily are also instructors at the school, as is fellow actor Michael O’Laskey who played middle brother Colt. The eldest brother, Rocky, was played by Mathew Botuchis, and had only a few years of karate training.

In some scenes the kids do their own stunts, but many stuntpersons are employed as well. Adult stuntpersons who are often a full or more taller than the actors they stand in for, I should note. Roeske as Tum Tum had his stunts finagled with the use of a really hilarious disembodied mannequin leg.

Oh, did I forget to mention that this is my entry in Lucid Screening’s 3rd Annual White Elephant Blogathon? Bahahaha! I didn’t choose this film to review, it was chosen for me by some sadomasochistic bastard fellow participant in the Blogathon. You can breathe a sigh of relief now. I’m sure most of you realized it was April 1st, but perhaps a few of you thought I had gone completely off my chum. After this movie, well, maybe I did. About 15 minutes into it, this conversation could be heard in my living room:

HUSBAND: Ha ha! You got owned!
STACIA: Shut up, motherfucker, you’re watching the movie, too.

The plot, as Hank Venture would say, was mostly awful. Grandfather Mori is a retired ninja — does that come with a pension plan? did he get a gold watch when he retired? — who has been teaching his grandsons the ninja arts of ninjaing. He worries that he’s losing his grandsons when he overhears the eldest two talk about moving on in life, because you can’t be a ninja forever, or something pretty deep like that. The youngest feels no need to move on or grow up, as illustrated by his love of television superhero Dave Dragon (Hulk Hogan), host of a blatant Mighty Morphin Power Rangers knock-off. Sadly, Dragon’s show has just been canceled, but in a remarkable coincidence Dragon’s last public appearance will be at nearby Mega Mountain on the same day the three boys were planning on going.

In an amazing coincidence, that same day evil prison escapee Medusa (Loni Anderson) and her henchman Lothar (Jim Varney) plan on holding the entire park hostage for $10 million. They take over the park by hijacking the computers, and the three brothers and their new neighbor Amanda are left to rescue everyone. Amanda, in a stunning coincidence, happens to be both a computer wiz and the daughter of a Hollywood special effects guru. In an uncanny coincidence, she has her super high powered computer and a few special effects knickknacks with her to help the boys get their ninja on.

In a wild coincidence, the boys’ father is also the FBI. I’m entirely serious: when a police officer says “We have to call in the feds,” they call this one dude sitting alone in the office. This dude is, apparently, The Feds. So the cops and The Feds sit outside the park helplessly while the kids, Amanda, and their hero Dave Dragon kick some bad guy butt.

The emotional conflict comes from the eldest kids considering abandoning their ninjaness, as well as Rocky not wanting to hang around his younger brothers. These points are resolved by pretty much forgetting that the conflict was ever constructed. Also, Dave Dragon is about to be cancelled and he gets his ass handed to him by the bad guys a couple of times. His manhood is rejuvenated when he bucks up and kicks the ass of the bad guys, and his show is saved as well.

Speaking of rejuvenated manhood, at one point Medusa — in her skin tight black leather S&M gear — practically straddles Dave Dragon while telling him she’ll make him her boytoy. Frankly, and I say this with all the maturity and dignity I can muster, I would have much rather seen the movie that would have led to.

The brothers fight with all sorts of bad guys even after being told to let the adults handle it. Of course, the point of this kind of kids’ movie is that the kids get the better of the adults. Just like in cereal commercials. This is some pretty boring shit for adults to sit through, and while there was some token acknowledgment of parents by including actors they would recognize in the main adult roles, for the most part, adults are on their own.

I was struck by how much of this movie showed something happening on a television. In every scene we see a kid watching TV, people talking through video uplinks, security cameras, computer screens, you name it. I’m sure the fact that every monitor and screen has the Sony brand clearly showing has absolutely nothing to do with it.

The child actors in this film are just awful. I wish I could say otherwise, but really, this is some of the worst acting I’ve ever seen, and I’ve seen nearly every episode of MST3K. The adults are often no better, but at least many of them have some experience behind them to make their roles tolerable. One kid (and I won’t name names here, because hey, I’m an evil bitch, but not that evil) could be seen mouthing everyone else’s lines. Another actor blatantly shoved a younger kid out of the scene in the most egregious example of scene stealing ever. But it wasn’t just the acting that sucked, oh no, the special effects were awful as well. Here you can see Rocky and Lothar atop the roller coaster tracks. Note the size of Rocky and Lothar versus the size of the people in the coaster cars. Compare and contrast, if you will.

The finale involves the brothers battling with some of the henchmen while the two main girl characters, Rocky’s girlfriend and Amanda, get tied up and are in peril. Because they’re icky, icky girls. The bad guys make their way back to their old oil tanker out at sea, but the brothers blow it up with the help of two (2!) oxygen containers that were made into missiles.

Wow. I… I have no words. If this movie is any indication, kids don’t want to think about, let alone imagine, themselves in even moderately perilous action. Kids want to feel safe all the time, even in pretend. This is difficult for me to understand. I grew up in the 1970s and enjoyed a lot of children’s films, books, and shows which were allegedly more realistic when depicting real-world dangers. I don’t know if it was a short-lived trend or something based on the favored child psychology of the day, but this kid-oriented entertainment often featured children in actual peril. Kids like me were being burned in their schoolhouses on “Little House on the Prairie” or being chased by Nazis in “Bedknobs and Broomsticks.” We were yelled at and abused by a psychotic Willie Wonka, scared shitless by George C Scott in “Beauty and the Beast”, and fed a constant diet of funky psychedelia masquerading as education. The Three Investigators were pursued by adults who seemed ready to do actual harm. The concept of a child needing to feel safe, to know the characters he relates to on the screen will never truly be harmed, is foreign to me.

Then again, considering how scary Jim Varney’s face got a few times, maybe there was some legitimate peril.

This film is very much for little kids. Everything is all bright colors and flashing lights and short, easy to understand words. The slapstick comedy is embarrassingly lowbrow and involves a lot of crotches being crushed and hinders being kicked. I haven’t seen this many kicked butts since “Tillie’s Punctured Romance”. Characters are wild stereotypes, including the stupid fat guy, the funky Rastafarian, the stupid hick in overalls, and the goofy-looking dumb guy with a Steve Perry wig. Okay, well, I don’t know what that one’s about. The Steve Perry Wig Wearing Dude is apparently the voice of Crash Bandicoot, and the funny fat guy was in “Road House” — he’s the one who says “A polar bear fell on me” toward the end of the movie. Ah, memories.

There are a few good points to this movie:

1) Hulk Hogan’s spray tan wasn’t orange.

2) The critical dialogue in the action-packed finale can be summed up with this line: “It’s no good! We need a 3-prong outlet!”

3) The movie is 100% Pauly Shore free.

4) It wasn’t “The Maltese Bippy”.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m gonna crawl into bed with a bottle of amaretto. Good day.